- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Urban ghettos

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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