- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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