- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why can't february march Because april may

I used to know what alzheimers was

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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