- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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