- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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