Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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no

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Women's rights

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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