- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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