- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why can't february march Because april may

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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