Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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you will like this because i am black.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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White men's rights

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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