What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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