- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Terraria

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How's the weather? Good.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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