- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Tilt your screen back

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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