POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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