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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Ms Leong Sux

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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