- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Your so gay, that you like men!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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