- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A women in the kitchen.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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