- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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