- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women's rights

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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