What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

your mom was so fat that she died.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Anti Joke

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