- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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