What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Politics

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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