If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Neil Lewis

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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