You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

homosexual

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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