- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why didn't he finish his

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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