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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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