Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

PIED NINNY!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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