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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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