- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I have a horse.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do you call a black man? Rob

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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