- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Nero, sure you are okay?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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