Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

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