Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

a man makes a bad joke

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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