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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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