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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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