Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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