- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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