A French man gets into a fight

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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I'm hungry.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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