What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Daniel is a fag

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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