A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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homosexual

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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