- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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