How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

whats the stage after cancer? you die

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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