Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

womens rights

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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