- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Tilt your screen back

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

White men's rights

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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