- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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