Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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I read the terms of service.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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