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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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