- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

richard is fag

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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