- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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