- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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