- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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