- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A chicken walked into the bar...

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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