how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Anti Joke

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