- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How High is a Chinese man

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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