- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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