- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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