What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

whos district champs not JM

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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