Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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