- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

whats 1 + 1? 2

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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