How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why? Because.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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