- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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