A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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