knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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