- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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