- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

And Stephen Hawking said.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Arrow in the Knee!

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

i have yougurt mit traktor

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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