A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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