Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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