SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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