A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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well use a tissue!

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