Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

A storm be brewin!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

nickel back

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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