Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What comes after 69? 70

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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The Morman Religion.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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