- Anti Joke

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

I am dyslexic

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.