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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

arena football

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