did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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