- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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