How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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