- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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