How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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PENIS

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A blind man watches TV

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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im gay

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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