What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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