- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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