Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Chinese men having large penis.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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