whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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