How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Politics

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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