Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

BIG PENIS

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Cheese

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

your life

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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