What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Worms don't like apples.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Black people

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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