So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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