- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Beka has AIDS

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

did you stub your toe?

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

women's rights.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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