- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

So, same time tomorrow then?

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

arena football

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

A train poops its pants.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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