- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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