- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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