Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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