What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Black people

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

andrew wagner

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Yo mama's fat.

y u no like me joke?

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

I like poop in my butt

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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