- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Ben Affleck

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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