What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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