Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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T u r n i p s

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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