Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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