- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Pickles are powerful

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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