Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Not a joke.

THe Election

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Your mom.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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