people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

poopy is poopy

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Ian's mind Elevator music

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

1+1=2

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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