what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Flowers are colors Love me

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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