- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did? Yes

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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