Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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