Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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