- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Women's Rights

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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