- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

This sentance contains three errers

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?