- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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