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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

richard is fag

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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