- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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