Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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