- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What? Yes.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what's white and sticky semen

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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