What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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