- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Nah

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Abortion.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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