- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

White men's rights

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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