So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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