- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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