- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Women's Rights

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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