- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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