- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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