Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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