- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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