- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

osama bin laden is dead

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Boner

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

brittney griner

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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