- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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