What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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