So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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well now

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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