What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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