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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Your mother is average.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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