"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

How would you rule?

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

just in time?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...