Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I have an erection My mom!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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