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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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