MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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