- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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