how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Anti Joke

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