What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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