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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Who wants water? I do.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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