- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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