- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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