- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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