When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

why did katy fall off her bike?

whats my name? Matt

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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