There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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