Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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