A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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potatoes

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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