- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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