Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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