- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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