- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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