Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Guess what What

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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WNBA

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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