why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

i just pooped that is all!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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