- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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