A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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