- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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