- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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