What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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