- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

i'm hard

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

A woman wears a dress.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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