What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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your social life.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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