Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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