- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

why did the zebra cross the road?

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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