Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Nickelback

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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