Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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