What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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