Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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