SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Q- Why? A- Why not?

angelo snyder is not ga

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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