What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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