A hill billy went fishing

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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