- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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