What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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