Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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