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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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