- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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