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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A hill billy went fishing

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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