- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Guess who is violent. Osama

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Cancer.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A child walks into a classroom.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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