- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

European on my shoes, buddy.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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