What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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when debbie meets downer

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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