your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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