What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I have a horse.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anthony sucks

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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