- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What is 33 + 1? Penis

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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