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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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