YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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penis

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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