- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??