- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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