- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

whats long and black? a baton

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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