- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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