- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

1+1=2

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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