Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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