- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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