- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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