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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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