why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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your face

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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The holocaust

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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