- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I dont have a girlfriend

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Long joke Your such a downey

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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