- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

the holocaust

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

This is an anti-joke.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

CFL

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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