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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

So a blonde walks into a wall...

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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